Friday, September 14, 2012

Back to School



 Stuff Students Say On The First Week Back To School 


  • "Why is everything blocked on the school computers?"
  • "Can we have class outside today?"
  • "When do seniors get to leave for lunch?"
  • "Can we just have a free period today?"
  • "Can we just watch a movie instead?"
  • "Why do we have to take notes?"
  • "I was just texting my mom back."
  • "Wait, we have a test today?"
  • "Can I go to the bathroom?"
  • "Why can't we use Wikipedia as a source?
  • "It's too early to be awake."
  • "I'm so hungry."
  • "Ugh, I don't feel good."
  • "I need a nap."
  • "I'm not texting, i'm on twitter."
  • "Why don't I get service in here?"
  • "I never learned that."
  • "You never taught us this."
  • "Are we getting quizzed on this?"
  • "What time is it?"
  • "Can we use our notes on the test?"
  • "Can this be an open book test?"
  • "Can we work with a partner?"
  • "Are we getting graded for this?"
  • "My book-bag is so heavy."
  • "This is so boring."
  • "Are you grading for accuracy or just completion?"
  • "Can this be extra credit?"
  • "But, I turned that in."
  • "I forgot it at home, can I turn it in first thing in the morning?"
  • "When are we ever going to need this in real life?"
  • "Can we double space it?"
  • "Ugh, do we seriously have to do both sides of the worksheet?"
  • "I seriously have so much homework tonight."
  • "This class is going to ruin my GPA."
  • "Do we have to use complete sentences?"
  • "This is impossible, no one could do this."
  • "Why can't we pick our own seats?"
  • "Why can't we leave during studyhall?"
  • "Why can't I switch my lunch?"
  • "Are you being serious right now?"
  • "Since when is that a rule?"
  • "Do we really need a parking pass?"
  • "I don't remember learning this last year."
  • "My sleep schedule is so messed up."
  • "Wait, so it's still considered plagiarism if we change the words?
  • "I seriously can't wait to graduate."
  • "Are you kidding me? I seriously have to walk all the way around to the main doors?"
  • "Why can't I be in that class?"
  • "So we have to use the hall pass?"
  • "But, I don't get it."
  • "Can you let us out early?"
  • "Do we really need to use our planners?"
  • "Are they new here or something?"
  • "Do we need our book everyday?"
  • "Do you give extra credit?"
  • "Can I just leave my book in here?"
  • "When is this class period over?"
  • "I forgot my login."
  • "I lost my student i.d."
  • "I don't know where my senior pass is."
  • "Oh my gosh, this sucks."
  • "Why can't we use colored pens?"
  • "Wait, what did you want us to do again?"
  • "Is this a #2 pencil?"
  • "I wasn't texting, I was just checking the time."
  • "I seriously didn't sleep, like, at all lastnight."
  • "It's like my last piece of gum though."
  • "Are you chaperoning the dance?"
  • "What's the date?"
  • "I don't remember any of this."
  • "It still doesn't make sense."
  • "When's Thanksgiving break?"
  • "When's Winter break?"
  • "When's Spring break?"
  • "When's the last day of school?"